Gamzee Desu McCartney

Gamzee Desu McCartney ( Born June 6th, 2006 ) is the offspring of  Emily Olson and Paul McCartney. His dad wasn't there to see him born because he was in the asylum, recovering from the pain of being forced to watch The Human Centipede too many times. However, the week after he was born, he met his dad for the first time. The kid was revealed to be 25% vampire, 15% ferret, 30% dragon, 30% were-dinosaur, and 100% devil child. His parents didn't do anything to stop his reign of terror; his dad? Watching Seth Rogen movies all day. His mom? On Tumblr. Eventually, his dad decided enough was enough and adopted him off to a wolf and a mouse.

Trivia

 * He is related in blood to all four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
 * He is Baby Sinclair's big fourth cousin.
 * He was either concieved in a rodeo stall, in bed while watching This is the End, or in the back of an AMC Movie Theater.
 * Despite being only 6 years old, he blew up a whole shopping mall!
 * Paul gave him money and told him to go watch Rio at the movie theater, but instead he went and watched Movie 43.
 * He was named after a character from Homestuck.